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authorRuslan Ermilov <ru@FreeBSD.org>2005-02-01 16:34:38 +0000
committerRuslan Ermilov <ru@FreeBSD.org>2005-02-01 16:34:38 +0000
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Ignore case and all non-word characters, and remove more duplicates.
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Notes: svn path=/head/; revision=141120
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@@ -269,12 +269,6 @@ Wrote his thesis on cunts and on fucking'em.
Taught him Gamahuchee
- so he added a footnote on sucking 'em.
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-A doctoral student from Buckingham
-Wrote his thesis on cunts and on fucking'em.
- But a dropout from paree
- Taught him Gamahuchee
-So he added a footnote on sucking 'em.
-%
A do-it-yourselfer named Alice,
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
She blew her vagina
@@ -519,12 +513,6 @@ A hearty young fellow named Yost
Once had an affair with a ghost.
At the height of the spasm
The poor ectoplasm
-Cried, "Goodie, I feel it ... almost."
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-A hearty young fellow named Yost
-Once had an affair with a ghost.
- At the height of the spasm
- The poor ectoplasm
Cried, "Goodie, I feel it... almost."
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A hidebound young virgin named Carrie
@@ -942,12 +930,6 @@ Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.
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A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
- A curious mole
- Nosed into her hole-
-Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.
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-A pretty young lady named Vogel
-Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole
Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's okay, but the mole's ill.
@@ -1136,12 +1118,6 @@ Beseeching poor Nestor to rest her.
A sweetheart named Teresa Arden
Went down on her beau in the garden.
He said, "Good lord, Tess,
- Don't swallow that mess "
-And she replied, "Ulp, beg your pardon?"
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-A sweetheart named Teresa Arden
-Went down on her beau in the garden.
- He said, "Good lord, Tess,
Don't swallow that mess!"
And she replied, "Ulp, beg your pardon?"
%
@@ -1504,12 +1480,6 @@ Could, when feeling euphoric,
Three kinds of erection-
Corinthian, ionic, and doric.
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-An architect fellow named Yoric
-Could, when feeling euphoric,
- Display for selection
- Three kinds of erection-
-Corinthian,ionic,and doric.
-%
An ardent young man named Magruder
Once wooed a girl nude in Bermuda.
She thought it quite lewd
@@ -1804,13 +1774,6 @@ When he sits on the foot of my bed;
But for the seventeen years he's been dead.
-- Edward Gorey
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-Each night Father fills me with dread
-When he sits on the foot ofmy bed;
- I'd not mind that he speaks
- In gibbers and squeaks,
-But for the seventeen years he's been dead.
- -- Edward Gorey
-%
From deep in the crypt at St. Giles
Came a bellow that echoed for miles.
Said the rector, "My gracious,
@@ -1849,12 +1812,6 @@ Complacently stroking his madam,
For on all of the earth
There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
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-In the garden of Eden lay Adam,
-Complacently stroking his madam
- And loud was his mirth
- For on all of the earth
-There were only two balls and he had'em.
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In the little French town of Le'Beau,
Lived a maiden exceedingly droll.
At a masquerade ball,
@@ -2075,12 +2032,6 @@ Who got laid by a big alligator.
There once was a girl from Madras
Who had such a beautiful ass -
It was not round and pink
- ( as you bastards think )
-But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.
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-There once was a girl from Madras
-Who had such a beautiful ass -
- It was not round and pink
(As you bastards think)
But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.
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@@ -3383,12 +3334,6 @@ Whose screams could be heard for a block away.
The Rabbi in terror
Cried, "God! I have cut his whole cock away!"
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-There was a young lad - name of Durcan
-Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
- His father said, "Durcan
- Stop jerkin' your gherkin
-Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'.
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There was a young lad from Nahant
Who was made like the Sensitve Plant.
When asked, "Do you fuck?"
@@ -3883,12 +3828,6 @@ She excelled at (so everyone says).
There was a young lady of Gaza
Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor.
The crabs, in a lump,
- Made tracks to her rump -
-This passing parade did amaze her.
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-There was a young lady of Gaza
-Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor.
- The crabs, in a lump,
Made tracks to her rump--
This passing parade did amaze her.
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