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author | Ruslan Ermilov <ru@FreeBSD.org> | 2005-02-01 16:34:38 +0000 |
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committer | Ruslan Ermilov <ru@FreeBSD.org> | 2005-02-01 16:34:38 +0000 |
commit | 150ea19c8e595161cad4609243294c30e76133ff (patch) | |
tree | c95324ce7d0b5e33a0f983aeae51307b29f8bcff /games/fortune/datfiles/limerick | |
parent | 647273571c55e5bfbde78be38bd68733700562c7 (diff) | |
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Ignore case and all non-word characters, and remove more duplicates.
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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick index c30fa8636e48..d1506307479c 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick @@ -269,12 +269,6 @@ Wrote his thesis on cunts and on fucking'em. Taught him Gamahuchee - so he added a footnote on sucking 'em. % -A doctoral student from Buckingham -Wrote his thesis on cunts and on fucking'em. - But a dropout from paree - Taught him Gamahuchee -So he added a footnote on sucking 'em. -% A do-it-yourselfer named Alice, Used a dynamite stick for a phallus. She blew her vagina @@ -519,12 +513,6 @@ A hearty young fellow named Yost Once had an affair with a ghost. At the height of the spasm The poor ectoplasm -Cried, "Goodie, I feel it ... almost." -% -A hearty young fellow named Yost -Once had an affair with a ghost. - At the height of the spasm - The poor ectoplasm Cried, "Goodie, I feel it... almost." % A hidebound young virgin named Carrie @@ -942,12 +930,6 @@ Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill. % A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill. - A curious mole - Nosed into her hole- -Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill. -% -A pretty young lady named Vogel -Once sat herself down on a molehill. A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's okay, but the mole's ill. @@ -1136,12 +1118,6 @@ Beseeching poor Nestor to rest her. A sweetheart named Teresa Arden Went down on her beau in the garden. He said, "Good lord, Tess, - Don't swallow that mess " -And she replied, "Ulp, beg your pardon?" -% -A sweetheart named Teresa Arden -Went down on her beau in the garden. - He said, "Good lord, Tess, Don't swallow that mess!" And she replied, "Ulp, beg your pardon?" % @@ -1504,12 +1480,6 @@ Could, when feeling euphoric, Three kinds of erection- Corinthian, ionic, and doric. % -An architect fellow named Yoric -Could, when feeling euphoric, - Display for selection - Three kinds of erection- -Corinthian,ionic,and doric. -% An ardent young man named Magruder Once wooed a girl nude in Bermuda. She thought it quite lewd @@ -1804,13 +1774,6 @@ When he sits on the foot of my bed; But for the seventeen years he's been dead. -- Edward Gorey % -Each night Father fills me with dread -When he sits on the foot ofmy bed; - I'd not mind that he speaks - In gibbers and squeaks, -But for the seventeen years he's been dead. - -- Edward Gorey -% From deep in the crypt at St. Giles Came a bellow that echoed for miles. Said the rector, "My gracious, @@ -1849,12 +1812,6 @@ Complacently stroking his madam, For on all of the earth There were only two balls -- and he had 'em. % -In the garden of Eden lay Adam, -Complacently stroking his madam - And loud was his mirth - For on all of the earth -There were only two balls and he had'em. -% In the little French town of Le'Beau, Lived a maiden exceedingly droll. At a masquerade ball, @@ -2075,12 +2032,6 @@ Who got laid by a big alligator. There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful ass - It was not round and pink - ( as you bastards think ) -But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass. -% -There once was a girl from Madras -Who had such a beautiful ass - - It was not round and pink (As you bastards think) But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass. % @@ -3383,12 +3334,6 @@ Whose screams could be heard for a block away. The Rabbi in terror Cried, "God! I have cut his whole cock away!" % -There was a young lad - name of Durcan -Who was always jerkin' his gherkin. - His father said, "Durcan - Stop jerkin' your gherkin -Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'. -% There was a young lad from Nahant Who was made like the Sensitve Plant. When asked, "Do you fuck?" @@ -3883,12 +3828,6 @@ She excelled at (so everyone says). There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor. The crabs, in a lump, - Made tracks to her rump - -This passing parade did amaze her. -% -There was a young lady of Gaza -Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor. - The crabs, in a lump, Made tracks to her rump-- This passing parade did amaze her. % |