Bring in the 4.4 Lite games directory, modulo man page changes and segregation

of the x11 based games.  I'm not going to tag the originals with bsd_44_lite
and do this in two stages since it's just not worth it for this collection,
and I've got directory renames to deal with that way.  Bleah.
Submitted by:	jkh

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+A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!
+%
+A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!
+%
+A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..
+%
+A wide-eyed, innocent UNICORN, poised delicately in a MEADOW filled
+with LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight??
+%
+Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!
+%
+All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled
+by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ...
+%
+All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow
+a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!! ...  Although I don't know
+WHY!!
+%
+All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!
+%
+All right, you degenerates!  I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!
+%
+All this time I've been VIEWING a RUSSIAN MIDGET SODOMIZE a HOUSECAT!
+%
+Alright, you!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!
+%
+Am I accompanied by a PARENT or GUARDIAN?
+%
+Am I elected yet?
+%
+Am I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?
+%
+Am I SHOPLIFTING?
+%
+America!!  I saw it all!!  Vomiting!  Waving!  JERRY FALWELLING into
+your void tube of UHF oblivion!!  SAFEWAY of the mind ...
+%
+An air of FRENCH FRIES permeates my nostrils!!
+%
+An INK-LING?  Sure -- TAKE one!!  Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS??
+%
+An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES!
+%
+And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!
+%
+ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
+MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
+%
+Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
+%
+Are we live or on tape?
+%
+Are we on STRIKE yet?
+%
+Are we THERE yet?
+%
+Are we THERE yet?  My MIND is a SUBMARINE!!
+%
+Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut??
+%
+Are you selling NYLON OIL WELLS??  If so, we can use TWO DOZEN!!
+%
+Are you still an ALCOHOLIC?
+%
+As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!
+%
+Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?
+%
+BARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!!
+%
+Barbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and go to a disco right away!
+But Ken says, WOO-WOO!!  No credit at "Mr. Liquor"!!
+%
+BARRY ... That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of "I DID IT MY
+WAY" I've ever heard!!
+%
+Being a BALD HERO is almost as FESTIVE as a TATTOOED KNOCKWURST.
+%
+BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot ...
+%
+BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-
+%
+... bleakness ... desolation ... plastic forks ...
+%
+Bo Derek ruined my life!
+%
+Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...
+%
+Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!!
+%
+But they went to MARS around 1953!!
+%
+But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?
+%
+Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?
+%
+Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE?
+%
+Catsup and Mustard all over the place!  It's the Human Hamburger!
+%
+CHUBBY CHECKER just had a CHICKEN SANDWICH in downtown DULUTH!
+%
+Civilization is fun!  Anyway, it keeps me busy!!
+%
+Clear the laundromat!!  This whirl-o-matic just had a nuclear meltdown!!
+%
+Concentrate on th'cute, li'l CARTOON GUYS!  Remember the SERIAL
+NUMBERS!!  Follow the WHIPPLE AVE. EXIT!!  Have a FREE PEPSI!!  Turn
+LEFT at th'HOLIDAY INN!!  JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!!  MAKE me an OFFER!!!
+%
+CONGRATULATIONS!  Now should I make thinly veiled comments about
+DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??
+%
+Content:  80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRONi ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
+TARTAR SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY ...
+%
+Could I have a drug overdose?
+%
+Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations in
+a MALIBU HOT TUB?
+%
+Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
+%
+Did I say I was a sardine?  Or a bus???
+%
+Did I SELL OUT yet??
+%
+Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?
+%
+Did you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy?
+%
+DIDI ... is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?
+%
+Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?
+%
+Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running
+straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the
+dollar!
+%
+Do I have a lifestyle yet?
+%
+Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
+%
+Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??
+%
+Do you like "TENDER VITTLES"?
+%
+Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?
+%
+Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me?
+%
+does your DRESSING ROOM have enough ASPARAGUS?
+%
+DON'T go!!  I'm not HOWARD COSELL!!  I know POLISH JOKES ... WAIT!!
+Don't go!!  I AM Howard Cosell! ... And I DON'T know Polish jokes!!
+%
+Don't hit me!!  I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!
+%
+Don't SANFORIZE me!!
+%
+Don't worry, nobody really LISTENS to lectures in MOSCOW, either! ...
+FRENCH, HISTORY, ADVANCED CALCULUS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, BLACK
+STUDIES, SOCIOBIOLOGY! ...  Are there any QUESTIONS??
+%
+Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!
+%
+Eisenhower!!  Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!
+%
+Either CONFESS now or we go to "PEOPLE'S COURT"!!
+%
+Everybody gets free BORSCHT!
+%
+Everybody is going somewhere!!  It's probably a garage sale or a
+disaster Movie!!
+%
+Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT ...
+%
+Excuse me, but didn't I tell you there's NO HOPE for the survival of
+OFFSET PRINTING?
+%
+FEELINGS are cascading over me!!!
+%
+Finally, Zippy drives his 1958 RAMBLER METROPOLITAN into the faculty
+dining room.
+%
+First, I'm going to give you all the ANSWERS to today's test ...  So
+just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!!
+%
+FOOLED you!  Absorb EGO SHATTERING impulse rays, polyester poltroon!!
+%
+for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!!
+%
+Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my
+gothic solarium!!
+%
+FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS ...
+%
+FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!
+%
+Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head now, knowing I can't make my
+satellite dish PAYMENTS!
+%
+Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ...
+%
+Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!
+%
+Go on, EMOTE!  I was RAISED on thought balloons!!
+%
+GOOD-NIGHT, everybody ... Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my
+pet LEISURE SUIT!!
+%
+HAIR TONICS, please!!
+%
+Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
+%
+Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard -- I'm living for
+today!
+%
+Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES??
+%
+Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES?? ...  Now, it's
+time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!
+%
+... he dominates the DECADENT SUBWAY SCENE.
+%
+He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
+%
+He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me
+like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he'd like to
+PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
+MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess I should call AL PACINO!
+%
+HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
+%
+HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
+%
+Hello, GORRY-O!!  I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!!
+%
+Hello.  I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan
+females!!
+%
+Hello.  Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES
+being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!
+%
+Hello...  IRON CURTAIN?  Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA!  World War III?  No
+thanks!
+%
+Hello?  Enema Bondage?  I'm calling because I want to be happy, I
+guess ...
+%
+Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying my urine sample
+bottles ...
+%
+Here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!
+%
+Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN
+anywhere!!
+%
+Here we are in America ... when do we collect unemployment?
+%
+Hey, wait a minute!!  I want a divorce!! ... you're not Clint Eastwood!!
+%
+Hey, waiter!  I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce!
+%
+Hiccuping & trembling into the WASTE DUMPS of New Jersey like some
+drunken CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, coughing in line at FIORUCCI'S!!
+%
+Hmmm ... a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT by a
+TROLLEY-CAR ...
+%
+Hmmm ... A hash-singer and a cross-eyed guy were SLEEPING on a deserted
+island, when ...
+%
+Hmmm ... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET
+FIDDLE ORCHESTRA ... ha ... ha ...
+%
+Hmmm ... an arrogant bouquet with a subtle suggestion of POLYVINYL
+CHLORIDE ...
+%
+Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS ...
+%
+HOORAY, Ronald!!  Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!
+%
+How do I get HOME?
+%
+How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions?  It's th'
+MOUSTACHE ...  Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY,
+HONESTY & WARMTH?  It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce
+to NANCY SINATRA!
+%
+How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
+SHARPENERS right NOW??
+%
+How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??
+%
+How's the wife?  Is she at home enjoying capitalism?
+%
+hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub.
+%
+HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!
+%
+HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ...
+%
+I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!!
+%
+I am a jelly donut.  I am a jelly donut.
+%
+I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!
+%
+I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!
+%
+I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!
+%
+I am having FUN...  I wonder if it's NET FUN or GROSS FUN?
+%
+I am NOT a nut....
+%
+I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
+%
+I brought my BOWLING BALL -- and some DRUGS!!
+%
+I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!
+%
+I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!  I wonder if BOB
+GUCCIONE has these problems!
+%
+I can't think about that.  It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of
+LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ...
+%
+I demand IMPUNITY!
+%
+I didn't order any WOO-WOO ... Maybe a YUBBA ... But no WOO-WOO!
+%
+I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE ... I think it's all
+just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell
+more numbers!!
+%
+... I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q.
+LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!
+%
+I don't know WHY I said that ... I think it came from the FILLINGS in
+my read molars ...
+%
+... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.
+%
+I don't understand the HUMOUR of the THREE STOOGES!!
+%
+I feel ... JUGULAR ...
+%
+I feel better about world problems now!
+%
+I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!
+%
+I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV ...
+%
+I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!
+%
+I feel partially hydrogenated!
+%
+I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the
+"WATCHTOWER" and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top ...  They look NICE
+in the yard ...
+%
+I guess it was all a DREAM ... or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O ...
+%
+I guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING!
+%
+I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81 ...
+%
+I had pancake makeup for brunch!
+%
+I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD
+%
+I have a very good DENTAL PLAN.  Thank you.
+%
+I have a VISION!  It's a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!!
+%
+I have accepted Provolone into my life!
+%
+I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..
+%
+... I have read the INSTRUCTIONS ...
+%
+-- I have seen the FUN --
+%
+I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ...
+%
+I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ... I have read the
+INSTRUCTIONS ...
+%
+I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!
+%
+I HAVE to buy a new "DODGE MISER" and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because
+my viewscreen is "USER-FRIENDLY"!!
+%
+I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
+every day from Oral Roberts!!
+%
+I hope I bought the right relish ... zzzzzzzzz ...
+%
+I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to
+live!!
+%
+I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control ...
+%
+I hope you millionaires are having fun!  I just invested half your life
+savings in yeast!!
+%
+I invented skydiving in 1989!
+%
+I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
+%
+I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
+%
+I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can't remember WHO he
+is ...
+%
+I just had a NOSE JOB!!
+%
+I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!
+%
+I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!!  And I was just getting in touch
+with my LEISURE SUIT!!
+%
+I just remembered something about a TOAD!
+%
+I KAISER ROLL?!  What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW
+on the SIDE?
+%
+I Know A Joke
+%
+I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!
+%
+I know th'MAMBO!!  I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!
+%
+I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!
+%
+I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!
+%
+I like the way ONLY their mouths move ...  They look like DYING OYSTERS
+%
+I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!
+%
+-- I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC.  We're going away
+now.  I fed the cat.
+%
+I love ROCK 'N ROLL!  I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in
+1965!!
+%
+I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio
+SLEAZEBALLS!!
+%
+I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!!
+%
+I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank!
+%
+I put aside my copy of "BOWLING WORLD" and think about GUN CONTROL
+legislation..
+%
+I represent a sardine!!
+%
+I request a weekend in Havana with Phil Silvers!
+%
+... I see TOILET SEATS ...
+%
+I selected E5 ... but I didn't hear "Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs"!
+%
+I smell a RANCID CORN DOG!
+%
+I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day!
+%
+I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!
+%
+... I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common
+MISAPPREHENSIONS ...
+%
+I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while
+reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
+%
+I think my career is ruined!
+%
+I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH
+RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!
+%
+... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
+%
+I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
+%
+I want a WESSON OIL lease!!
+%
+I want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!!
+%
+I want EARS!  I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n
+secure!!
+%
+... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
+SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!
+%
+I want the presidency so bad I can already taste the hors d'oeuvres.
+%
+I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE
+and WHEAT THINS ...
+%
+I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!!
+%
+I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
+%
+... I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!
+%
+I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...
+%
+I want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!
+%
+I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY
+... BACKWARDS!!
+%
+I want you to organize my PASTRY trays ... my TEA-TINS are gleaming in
+formation like a ROW of DRUM MAJORETTES -- please don't be FURIOUS with
+me --
+%
+I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!
+%
+I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!
+%
+I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!!
+%
+I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog!
+%
+I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems!
+%
+I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
+%
+I wonder if I ought to tell them about my PREVIOUS LIFE as a COMPLETE
+STRANGER?
+%
+I wonder if I should put myself in ESCROW!!
+%
+I wonder if there's anything GOOD on tonight?
+%
+I would like to urinate in an OVULAR, porcelain pool --
+%
+I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!
+%
+I'd like some JUNK FOOD ... and then I want to be ALONE --
+%
+I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
+%
+I'll show you MY telex number if you show me YOURS ...
+%
+I'm a fuschia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany
+%
+I'm a GENIUS!  I want to dispute sentence structure with SUSAN
+SONTAG!!
+%
+I'm a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex!
+%
+I'm also against BODY-SURFING!!
+%
+I'm also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!!
+%
+I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!
+%
+I'm changing the CHANNEL ... But all I get is commercials for "RONCO
+MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS"!
+%
+I'm continually AMAZED at th'breathtaking effects of WIND EROSION!!
+%
+I'm definitely not in Omaha!
+%
+I'm DESPONDENT ... I hope there's something DEEP-FRIED under this
+miniature DOMED STADIUM ...
+%
+I'm dressing up in an ill-fitting IVY-LEAGUE SUIT!!  Too late...
+%
+I'm EMOTIONAL now because I have MERCHANDISING CLOUT!!
+%
+I'm encased in the lining of a pure pork sausage!!
+%
+I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!
+%
+I'm gliding over a NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP near ATLANTA, Georgia!!
+%
+I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!
+%
+I'm having a MID-WEEK CRISIS!
+%
+I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE ... and I don't take any DRUGS
+%
+I'm having a tax-deductible experience!  I need an energy crunch!!
+%
+I'm having an emotional outburst!!
+%
+I'm having an EMOTIONAL OUTBURST!!  But, uh, WHY is there a WAFFLE in
+my PAJAMA POCKET??
+%
+I'm having BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS about the INSIPID WIVES of smug and
+wealthy CORPORATE LAWYERS ...
+%
+I'm having fun HITCHHIKING to CINCINNATI or FAR ROCKAWAY!!
+%
+... I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM
+of a KOSHER DELI --
+%
+I'm in direct contact with many advanced fun CONCEPTS.
+%
+I'm into SOFTWARE!
+%
+I'm meditating on the FORMALDEHYDE and the ASBESTOS leaking into my
+PERSONAL SPACE!!
+%
+I'm mentally OVERDRAWN!  What's that SIGNPOST up ahead?  Where's ROD
+STERLING when you really need him?
+%
+I'm not an Iranian!!  I voted for Dianne Feinstein!!
+%
+I'm not available for comment..
+%
+I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT!  Am I doing it correctly??
+%
+I'm pretending that we're all watching PHIL SILVERS instead of RICARDO
+MONTALBAN!
+%
+I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of "BOWLING WORLD" while my wife
+and two children stand QUIETLY BY ...
+%
+I'm rated PG-34!!
+%
+I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!
+%
+I'm RELIGIOUS!!  I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!!  Equip me with
+MISSILES!!
+%
+I'm reporting for duty as a modern person.  I want to do the Latin
+Hustle now!
+%
+I'm shaving!!  I'M SHAVING!!
+%
+I'm sitting on my SPEED QUEEN ... To me, it's ENJOYABLE ... I'm WARM
+... I'm VIBRATORY ...
+%
+I'm thinking about DIGITAL READ-OUT systems and computer-generated
+IMAGE FORMATIONS ...
+%
+I'm totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of
+CHICKEN ...
+%
+I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the INNER
+WORKINGS of this POTATO!!
+%
+I'm wearing PAMPERS!!
+%
+I'm wet!  I'm wild!
+%
+I'm young ... I'm HEALTHY ... I can HIKE THRU CAPT GROGAN'S LUMBAR
+REGIONS!
+%
+I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.
+%
+I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT ...
+%
+I've got an IDEA!!  Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your
+SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!!
+%
+I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!
+%
+... ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr ... ich lande im
+antiken Rom ...  einige gladiatoren spielen scrabble ... ich rieche
+PIZZA ...
+%
+If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD for
+MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE of a
+GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!
+%
+If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old
+houseboy ...
+%
+If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again!
+%
+If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
+replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
+%
+If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED I would DIE of EMBARRASSMENT!
+%
+If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th' collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!
+%
+... If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate
+man!!
+%
+If I pull this SWITCH I'll be RITA HAYWORTH!!  Or a SCIENTOLOGIST!
+%
+if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!
+%
+If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
+%
+If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry
+Bonzo??
+%
+In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a "Continental
+Belt," for $10.99!!
+%
+In Newark the laundromats are open 24 hours a day!
+%
+INSIDE, I have the same personality disorder as LUCY RICARDO!!
+%
+Inside, I'm already SOBBING!
+%
+Is a tattoo real, like a curb or a battleship?  Or are we suffering in
+Safeway?
+%
+Is he the MAGIC INCA carrying a FROG on his shoulders??  Is the FROG
+his GUIDELIGHT??  It is curious that a DOG runs already on the
+ESCALATOR ...
+%
+Is it 1974?  What's for SUPPER?  Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one
+wild afternoon??
+%
+Is it clean in other dimensions?
+%
+Is it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop in a
+plate of SAUCE MORNAY?
+%
+Is something VIOLENT going to happen to a GARBAGE CAN?
+%
+Is this an out-take from the "BRADY BUNCH"?
+%
+Is this going to involve RAW human ecstasy?
+%
+Is this TERMINAL fun?
+%
+Is this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also
+makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?
+%
+Isn't this my STOP?!
+%
+It don't mean a THING if you ain't got that SWING!!
+%
+It was a JOKE!!  Get it??  I was receiving messages from DAVID
+LETTERMAN!!  YOW!!
+%
+It's a lot of fun being alive ... I wonder if my bed is made?!?
+%
+It's NO USE ... I've gone to "CLUB MED"!!
+%
+It's OBVIOUS ... The FURS never reached ISTANBUL ... You were an EXTRA
+in the REMAKE of "TOPKAPI" ... Go home to your WIFE ... She's making
+FRENCH TOAST!
+%
+It's OKAY -- I'm an INTELLECTUAL, too.
+%
+It's the RINSE CYCLE!!  They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!
+%
+JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level
+of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...
+%
+Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!
+%
+Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL ...
+%
+Kids, don't gross me off ... "Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE" can be
+carried too FAR!
+%
+Kids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY, PIZZA,
+PESTICIDES, ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK DUDS!!
+%
+Laundry is the fifth dimension!!  ... um ... um ... th' washing machine
+is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!!
+%
+LBJ, LBJ, how many JOKES did you tell today??!
+%
+Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you ... I want to WRAP you in a
+SCARLET ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ... I want to EMPTY your
+ASHTRAYS ...
+%
+Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...
+%
+Let's all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON's legal difficulties!!
+%
+Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
+%
+Life is a POPULARITY CONTEST!  I'm REFRESHINGLY CANDID!!
+%
+Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST here in DUSSELDORF!!
+%
+Loni Anderson's hair should be LEGALIZED!!
+%
+Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!!  Do you see any ELVES or EDSELS ... or a
+HIGHBALL?? ...
+%
+Look into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macy's charge
+card!
+%
+Look!  A ladder!  Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!
+%
+LOOK!!  Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and "Flock of
+Seagulls" HAIRCUTS!
+%
+Make me look like LINDA RONSTADT again!!
+%
+Mary Tyler Moore's SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP in a
+cheap hotel in HONOLULU!
+%
+Maybe we could paint GOLDIE HAWN a rich PRUSSIAN BLUE --
+%
+MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!
+%
+MMM-MM!!  So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION! 
+%
+Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!!  A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the
+shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!!  I'm about to swallow a
+TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and
+SUGAR!! ... Let's see ... Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE,
+BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded
+animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!!  That was GOOD!!  For DESSERT,
+I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS on a stone-ground, WHOLE
+WHEAT BUN!!
+%
+Mr and Mrs PED, can I borrow 26.7% of the RAYON TEXTILE production of
+the INDONESIAN archipelago?
+%
+My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!!
+%
+My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE
+FUNCTION and full kitchen!!
+%
+My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE in upstate New
+York!!
+%
+My EARS are GONE!!
+%
+My face is new, my license is expired, and I'm under a doctor's
+care!!!!
+%
+My haircut is totally traditional!
+%
+MY income is ALL disposable!
+%
+My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN ...
+%
+My life is a patio of fun!
+%
+My mind is a potato field ...
+%
+My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton ...
+%
+My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie ...
+%
+my NOSE is NUMB!
+%
+... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling
+Alley!!
+%
+My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!!
+%
+My polyvinyl cowboy wallet was made in Hong Kong by Montgomery Clift!
+%
+My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C.  And I can prove it too!!
+%
+My vaseline is RUNNING...
+%
+NANCY!!  Why is everything RED?!
+%
+NATHAN ... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH!!  They're VOIDED -- They
+COLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS ... They had no MONEY MACHINES ... They
+did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS ... Nathan, I EMULATED them ... but
+they were OFF-KEY ...
+%
+NEWARK has been REZONED!!  DES MOINES has been REZONED!!
+%
+Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
+%
+Not SENSUOUS ... only "FROLICSOME" ... and in need of DENTAL WORK ...
+in PAIN!!!
+%
+Now I am depressed ...
+%
+Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes JUST
+BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
+%
+Now I understand the meaning of "THE MOD SQUAD"!
+%
+Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the
+BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!
+%
+Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World
+War II!
+%
+Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beatiful, round wives of
+HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached
+by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ...
+%
+Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS ...
+%
+Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING
+and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!
+%
+Now that I have my "APPLE", I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!!
+%
+... Now, it's time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!
+%
+Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!
+%
+Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --
+%
+Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!!
+%
+Oh, I get it!!  "The BEACH goes on", huh, SONNY??
+%
+Okay ... I'm going home to write the "I HATE RUBIK's CUBE HANDBOOK FOR
+DEAD CAT LOVERS" ...
+%
+OKAY!!  Turn on the sound ONLY for TRYNEL CARPETING, FULLY-EQUIPPED
+R.V.'S and FLOATATION SYSTEMS!!
+%
+OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS??  Oh, YEH!!  First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O
+and a BIG WRENCH!! ... I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if
+it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ... ... or ... I ... um ... WHERE'S
+the WASHING MACHINES?
+%
+On SECOND thought, maybe I'll heat up some BAKED BEANS and watch REGIS
+PHILBIN ...  It's GREAT to be ALIVE!!
+%
+On the other hand, life can be an endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL
+QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!!
+%
+On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a
+POINT.
+%
+Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family of
+DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY
+VALUES!!
+%
+Once, there was NO fun ... This was before MENU planning, FASHION
+statements or NAUTILUS equipment ... Then, in 1985 ... FUN was
+completely encoded in this tiny MICROCHIP ... It contain 14,768 vaguely
+amusing SIT-COM pilots!!  We had to wait FOUR BILLION years but we
+finally got JERRY LEWIS, MTV and a large selection of creme-filled
+snack cakes!
+%
+One FISHWICH coming up!!
+%
+ONE:    I will donate my entire "BABY HUEY" comic book collection to
+	the downtown PLASMA CENTER ...
+TWO:	I won't START a BAND called "KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD" ...
+THREE:	I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!
+%
+... or were you driving the PONTIAC that HONKED at me in MIAMI last
+Tuesday?
+%
+Our father who art in heaven ... I sincerely pray that SOMEBODY at this
+table will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN ... and also
+leave a GENEROUS TIP ....
+%
+over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting ...
+%
+OVER the underpass!  UNDER the overpass!  Around the FUTURE and BEYOND
+REPAIR!!
+%
+PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?
+%
+Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE with your
+BOOTH!
+%
+PEGGY FLEMMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT.
+%
+PIZZA!!
+%
+Place me on a BUFFER counter while you BELITTLE several BELLHOPS in the
+Trianon Room!!  Let me one of your SUBSIDIARIES!
+%
+Please come home with me ... I have Tylenol!!
+%
+Psychoanalysis??  I thought this was a nude rap session!!!
+%
+PUNK ROCK!!  DISCO DUCK!!  BIRTH CONTROL!!
+%
+Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
+%
+RELATIVES!!
+%
+Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by
+prescription!!
+%
+RHAPSODY in Glue!
+%
+SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS
+... He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes,
+starring JANE FONDA!!
+%
+Send your questions to ``ASK ZIPPY'', Box 40474, San Francisco, CA
+94140, USA
+%
+SHHHH!!  I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into
+empty OIL DRUMS ...
+%
+Should I do my BOBBIE VINTON medley?
+%
+Should I get locked in the PRINCICAL'S OFFICE today -- or have a
+VASECTOMY??
+%
+Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK
+hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?
+%
+Sign my PETITION.
+%
+So this is what it feels like to be potato salad
+%
+So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL
+INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2
+SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!
+%
+someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN
+%
+Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!
+%
+Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB
+CHOP!!
+%
+Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a
+batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!
+%
+Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing "Leave it
+to Beaver"!
+%
+Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!!  I wonder why?
+%
+TAILFINS!! ... click ...
+%
+	Talking Pinhead Blues:
+Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel
+    TWENTY-SIX!!
+
+Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been
+    DEAD for YEARS..  (sniff)
+
+My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th' dog, ALEXANDER HAIG
+    won't let me take a SHOWER 'til Easter ... (snurf)
+
+So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me upside mah HAID!!
+    (on no, no, no..  Heh, heh)
+%
+TAPPING?  You POLITICIANS!  Don't you realize that the END of the "Wash
+Cycle" is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!
+%
+Tex SEX!  The HOME of WHEELS!  The dripping of COFFEE!!  Take me to
+Minnesota but don't EMBARRASS me!!
+%
+Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL
+%
+Thank god!! ... It's HENNY YOUNGMAN!!
+%
+The appreciation of the average visual graphisticator alone is worth
+the whole suaveness and decadence which abounds!!
+%
+The entire CHINESE WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL TEAM all share ONE personality --
+and have since BIRTH!!
+%
+The fact that 47 PEOPLE are yelling and sweat is cascading down my
+SPINAL COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!!
+%
+The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN ...
+%
+... the HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequeued
+OYSTER!  Yum!
+%
+The Korean War must have been fun.
+%
+... the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!
+%
+The Osmonds!  You are all Osmonds!!  Throwing up on a freeway at
+dawn!!!
+%
+The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!
+%
+The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!!  But they went to MARS
+around 1953!!
+%
+The SAME WAVE keeps coming in and COLLAPSING like a rayon MUU-MUU ...
+%
+There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS
+in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!!
+%
+There's enough money here to buy 5000 cans of Noodle-Roni!
+%
+These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!
+%
+They collapsed ... like nuns in the street ... they had no teen
+appeal!
+%
+This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD ... He's so ... so ... URGENT!!
+%
+This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th' CANADIAN BACON!!
+%
+This MUST be a good party -- My RIB CAGE is being painfully pressed up
+against someone's MARTINI!!
+%
+... this must be what it's like to be a COLLEGE GRADUATE!!
+%
+This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
+%
+This PORCUPINE knows his ZIPCODE ... And he has "VISA"!!
+%
+This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience!  Someone I DON'T LIKE is
+talking to me about a HEART-WARMING European film ...
+%
+Those aren't WINOS -- that's my JUGGLER, my AERIALIST, my SWORD
+SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!!
+%
+Thousands of days of civilians ... have produced a ... feeling for the
+aesthetic modules --
+%
+Today, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me a framed photo of TAB HUNTER
+before his MAKEOVER!
+%
+Toes, knees, NIPPLES.  Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES ...
+Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
+%
+TONY RANDALL!  Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??
+%
+Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader
+frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?
+%
+Uh-oh!!  I forgot to submit to COMPULSORY URINALYSIS!
+%
+UH-OH!!  I put on "GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISIONS of the 50's" by
+mistake!!!
+%
+UH-OH!!  I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S having a
+NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!!  Ha ha.
+%
+Uh-oh!!  I'm having TOO MUCH FUN!!
+%
+UH-OH!!  We're out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS!
+%
+Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE!
+%
+VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
+%
+Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
+TAX-DEFERRED!
+%
+Wait ... is this a FUN THING or the END of LIFE in Petticoat
+Junction??
+%
+Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN?  It tastes REAL GOOD!!
+%
+We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot
+tub ...
+%
+We have DIFFERENT amounts of HAIR --
+%
+We just joined the civil hair patrol!
+%
+We place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.
+45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!
+%
+Well, here I am in AMERICA..  I LIKE it.  I HATE it.  I LIKE it.  I
+HATE it.  I LIKE it.  I HATE it.  I LIKE it.  I HATE it.  I LIKE ...
+EMOTIONS are SWEEPING over me!!
+%
+Well, I'm a classic ANAL RETENTIVE!!  And I'm looking for a way to
+VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
+%
+Well, I'm INVISIBLE AGAIN ... I might as well pay a visit to the LADIES
+ROOM ...
+%
+Well, O.K.  I'll compromise with my principles because of EXISTENTIAL
+DESPAIR!
+%
+Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE?
+%
+What a COINCIDENCE!  I'm an authorized "SNOOTS OF THE STARS" dealer!!
+%
+What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY?
+%
+What I need is a MATURE RELATIONSHIP with a FLOPPY DISK ...
+%
+What I want to find out is -- do parrots know much about Astro-Turf?
+%
+What PROGRAM are they watching?
+%
+What UNIVERSE is this, please??
+%
+What's the MATTER Sid? ... Is your BEVERAGE unsatisfactory?
+%
+When I met th'POPE back in '58, I scrubbed him with a MILD SOAP or
+DETERGENT for 15 minutes.  He seemed to enjoy it ...
+%
+When this load is DONE I think I'll wash it AGAIN ...
+%
+When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING?
+%
+When you said "HEAVILY FORESTED" it reminded me of an overdue CLEANING
+BILL ... Don't you SEE?  O'Grogan SWALLOWED a VALUABLE COIN COLLECTION
+and HAD to murder the ONLY MAN who KNEW!!
+%
+Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER?
+%
+Where does it go when you flush?
+%
+Where's SANDY DUNCAN?
+%
+Where's th' DAFFY DUCK EXHIBIT??
+%
+Where's the Coke machine?  Tell me a joke!!
+%
+While my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING, Jesuit
+priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!
+%
+While you're chewing, think of STEVEN SPIELBERG'S bank account ...  his
+will have the same effect as two "STARCH BLOCKERS"!
+%
+WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!
+%
+WHOA!!  Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!!  It must be the
+NEGATIVE IONS!!
+%
+Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me??
+%
+Why don't you ever enter and CONTESTS, Marvin??  Don't you know your
+own ZIPCODE?
+%
+Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?
+%
+Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT
+CENTER with you??
+%
+Will it improve my CASH FLOW?
+%
+Will the third world war keep "Bosom Buddies" off the air?
+%
+Will this never-ending series of PLEASURABLE EVENTS never cease?
+%
+With YOU, I can be MYSELF ...  We don't NEED Dan Rather ...
+%
+World War III?  No thanks!
+%
+World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced
+dress code!
+%
+Wow!  Look!!  A stray meatball!!  Let's interview it!
+%
+Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders"!
+%
+Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON
+MAIDEN concert?
+%
+You can't hurt me!!  I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!
+%
+You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th'
+distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?
+%
+You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?
+%
+YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!!
+%
+You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW
+CAREER!!
+%
+You were s'posed to laugh!
+%
+YOU!!  Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN
+DOLLHOUSE you can find!!  An make it SNAPPY!!
+%
+Your CHEEKS sit like twin NECTARINES above a MOUTH that knows no BOUNDS --
+%
+Youth of today!  Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental
+attitudes!
+%
+Yow!
+%
+Yow!  Am I having fun yet?
+%
+Yow!  Am I in Milwaukee?
+%
+Yow!  And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights!
+%
+Yow!  Are we laid back yet?
+%
+Yow!  Are we wet yet?
+%
+Yow!  Are you the self-frying president?
+%
+Yow!  Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie??
+%
+Yow!  I just went below the poverty line!
+%
+Yow!  I threw up on my window!
+%
+Yow!  I want my nose in lights!
+%
+Yow!  I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua!
+%
+Yow!  I'm having a quadrophonic sensation of two winos alone in a steel
+mill!
+%
+Yow!  I'm imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce!
+%
+Yow!  Is my fallout shelter termite proof?
+%
+Yow!  Is this sexual intercourse yet??  Is it, huh, is it??
+%
+Yow!  It's a hole all the way to downtown Burbank!
+%
+Yow!  It's some people inside the wall!  This is better than mopping!
+%
+Yow!  Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY --
+%
+Yow!  Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING
+BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
+%
+Yow!  Now we can become alcoholics!
+%
+Yow!  Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!
+%
+Yow!  We're going to a new disco!
+%
+YOW!!  Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
+%
+YOW!!  I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!
+%
+YOW!!  Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY and th' new TAX REFORM
+laws!!
+%
+YOW!!  The land of the rising SONY!!
+%
+YOW!!  Up ahead!  It's a DONUT HUT!!
+%
+YOW!!  What should the entire human race DO??  Consume a fifth of
+CHIVAS REGAL, ski NUDE down MT. EVEREST, and have a wild SEX WEEKEND!
+%
+YOW!!!  I am having fun!!!
+%
+Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses ...