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1 files changed, 4 insertions, 4 deletions
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy b/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy index c9ed10618eee..3be3fc197227 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy @@ -288,7 +288,7 @@ MOUSTACHE ... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY, HONESTY & WARMTH? It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce to NANCY SINATRA! % -How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL +How many returned bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL SHARPENERS right NOW?? % How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS?? @@ -351,7 +351,7 @@ I feel better about world problems now! % I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon! % -I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV ... +I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV ... % I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!! % @@ -488,7 +488,7 @@ I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!! % I want a WESSON OIL lease!! % -I want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!! +I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! % I want EARS! I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n secure!! @@ -884,7 +884,7 @@ BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!! Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World War II! % -Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beatiful, round wives of +Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beautiful, round wives of HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ... % |