From 94e72e54a1bbca43f86d066defb2a8b670081848 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Doug Barton Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:38:32 +0000 Subject: Fix a few small typos, and remove one duplicate. I'm intentionally not sorting this file since it won't be added to. (Although, if it were sorted the duplicate would have been easier to see.) :) --- games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick | 23 +++++++---------------- 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+), 16 deletions(-) (limited to 'games') diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick b/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick index cd0b87fb068c..8c6d0549251d 100755 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick @@ -39,7 +39,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author. I have written some limericks quite fateful, malicious and vicious and hateful; but I've torn up the jokes - that will sicken most folks, + that would sicken most folks, and humanity ought to be grateful. From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all @@ -215,7 +215,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author. % There was a young lady quite tearful. Of sucking a cock, she was fearful. - In a moment of dreard, + In a moment of dread, she just turned her head. And, boy! Did she get an earful! @@ -499,7 +499,7 @@ Rick promised to gently deflower a maiden who lived on South Gower, (The truth is, he spread her legs wide on the bed, -and finsihed her off in an hour.) +and finished her off in an hour.) From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, used with permission of the author. @@ -528,15 +528,6 @@ who only ate muffins and thin tea. gave her the blecchs, and left her all dried up and squinty. -From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all -rights reserved, used with permission of the author. -% -I have written some limericks quite fateful, -malicious and vicious and hateful; - but I've torn up the jokes - that would sicken most folks, -and humanity ought ot be grateful; - From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, used with permission of the author. % @@ -552,7 +543,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author. A maiden who had a third breast always kept her hand close to her chest, and I promised her well - that I never woudl tell. + that I never would tell. (Write me privately. Name on request.) From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all @@ -741,7 +732,7 @@ tie me up in some chains that are clinky. Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment of high-grade Vaseline, and a strong trampoline, -and allof the other equipment!" +and all of the other equipment!" "Now, when we get all the bedsprings a-drummin', that's when I'll start in a-hummin', @@ -769,7 +760,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author. % The speed of Ed's seed is unclocked whenever a lady's unfrocked. - Tho' his spirit is willin, + Tho' his spirit is willin', when a pussy needs fillin', he's a man who goes off half-cocked. @@ -815,7 +806,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author. A king who was mad at the time, decreed limerick writing a crime. but late in the night - all the poets woudl write + all the poets would write verses without any rhyme or meter. From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all -- cgit v1.2.3