Add some more random offensive quotes.

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diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
index 94a7fd984c30..63cb988419c5 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
@@ -213,6 +213,9 @@ Through Swimsuits Issue.
 out of Heaven as long as they still need him as a fourth for bridge.
 		-- Letter in NEW LIBERTARIAN NOTES #19
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+"Are pirates an ethnic group?  Or are they just people who burn illegal cds?"
+"Arrrr!  We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans."
+%
 A bather whose clothing was strewed
 By breezes that left her quite nude,
 	Saw a man come along
@@ -365,6 +368,11 @@ America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room.  Every time it
 wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
 		-- Arnold Joseph Toynbee
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+"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ``elevator'',
+we say ``lift'' ... they say ``President'', we say ``stupid psychopathic
+git.''"
+		-- Alexei Sayle
+%
 An architect fellow named Yoric
 Could, when feeling euphoric,
 	Display for selection
@@ -462,6 +470,10 @@ Know-How reloaded the brassiere with tits, every heterosexual male in
 the country was hopelessly trapped.
 		-- Alan Sherman, "The Rape of the A*P*E*"
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+"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire,
+and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
+		-- Terry Pratchett
+%
 "California is proud to be the home of the freeway."
 		-- Ronald Reagan
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@@ -1044,6 +1056,9 @@ There were only two boobs and he had 'em.
 Incest, n.:
 	Sibling revelry.
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+Isn't it odd that people who object to "foul" language are always the
+fucking dickheads that need swearing at?
+%
 "Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time
 someone writes `bible thumpers?'"
 		-- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu
@@ -1159,6 +1174,11 @@ Nothing is better than Sex.
 Masturbation is better than nothing.
 Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex.
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+Nothing ruins the mood more during foreplay than the image of your
+65-year old home room teacher trying to stretch a condom over a
+cucumber.
+		-- Dennis Miller
+%
 Nuke the gay, unborn, baby whales for Jesus.
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 Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.
@@ -1636,6 +1656,12 @@ Is a relative!"  Einstein asserted.
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 Save Soviet Jewry -- Win Valuable Prizes!!!!
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+Secrets to a happy marriage
+	1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
+	2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
+	3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
+	4. It is important that these three women never meet your wife.
+%
 Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is
 needed.
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